Aiden listening to a talking moose head in Jedediah's Bar
- Not to be confused with T-Bone's custom moose head.
Talking Moose Head is a hackable object found in Watch Dogs. It tells riddles and jokes when hacked.
Locations[]
- One can be found in the Jedediah's Bar.
- One can be found in the second floor of a small building in Brandon Docks CTOS Control Center.
- One can be found in a Weapons Trade garage in The Loop.
Dialogue[]
The Talking Moose Head plays the following riddles and jokes when hacked:
- "Hey ladies! Time for an upgrade! I also run on two triple-A batteries, if you get my drift."
- "So a guy goes to the movies and a moose sits next to him. He asks, 'What's a moose doing at the movies?' The moose answers, 'Well I liked the book.'"
- "So one moose asks another moose, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow disease jumping to mooses?' The other one answers, 'Why should I care? I'm a helicopter.'"
- "Hey, what's the difference between a moose and a ska band? A moose has horns in the front and an asshole in the back."
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