- ❝ That's why I brought the bolt cutters. He opens the door this much, there's a chain right there, I slip them in and—snip. And guess what? It's not the pizza guy!❞
- ―Jordi Chin
Not The Pizza Guy is the seventh storyline mission in Watch Dogs.
Plot[]
To find the fixer boss, Lance Brenner, Aiden heads to the Gorman Heights luxury building by the rail yard and meets Jordi on the patio deck. Aiden was shocked to find that Jordi had kidnapped two residents in the building, as they were too confident of their security.
Jordi called Aiden there to reveal that one of the gang members from the stadium ambush, who had seen Aiden's face, was detained by police and about reveal Aiden's identity via an interrogation. After a little talk between Aiden and Jordi, Aiden goes to the rail yard and kills the fixers there with Jordi assisting as a sniper.
Aiden enters the complex and finds the fixer boss, Lance Brenner. After a verbal exchange in which Brenner revealed the suspect's identity, Aiden shoots Brenner's knee. On the way out, he is spotted by the fixers' helicopter and the player has the option to kill all fixers or escape the rail yard to end the mission.
Tips[]
Make sure you have some Lures before going in, because if you throw a Lure and distract a fixer, Jordi will assassinate him with his sniper.
Mission objectives[]
Climb to meet Jordi on the patio deck.- Infiltrate the rail yard.
- Interrogate the Fixer boss.
- Kill all the fixers or escape.
Trivia[]
- Jordi has the only silenced sniper rifle in the game, a silenced SVD that the player cannot obtain.
- During the mission, Jordi claims to have known one of the men he shot with the last name of Douglas. This could be a reference to Aaron Douglas, the man who voices Jordi.
- Profiling Jordi will show "NO RECORD" in all fields.
- When Aiden leaves the building Lance Brenner is in, and sees there are fixers outside waiting for him, he asks Jordi how bad the situation is, to which Jordi replies "Remember Kinderhook?" and Aiden says "shit". It is unknown what this was (other than Kinderhook being a small town in Illinois) but it was most likely an earlier contract Jordi and Aiden were on prior to the game's events, in which there were many reinforcements.
- After Aiden confronts Lance Brenner, the player can kill him or spare him. If the player kills him, their reputation will decrease slightly.
- This could be because Jordi said, "don't kill the boss, you kinda need him", but if the boss, Lance, is killed, it does not affect the story.